How To Define A Woman.

Whirlwind of torrid affairs-Whore.
Spaghetti tops-Whore.
Short-Whore.
Boyfriend-Whore.
Boyfriends-Whore.
Boy Friend-Whore.

Career Oriented-Selfish.
Pursuing Interests-Manly.
Takes care of herself-Self Centered.
Late Riser-Lazy.
Doesn't Want Kids- IS SHE EVEN A WOMAN?!

Wakes up early,
One Man Woman (Please understand in what sense),
Kids,
Job,
No "me" time,
No life,
Takes care of everything:
And you have yourself a woman. No?