Monday, 9 June 2014

Bras? Men? All the same..

If Honey Singh can do all the yo yo against women in his ‘super hits’ who possibly left him because they were proud owners of good sense of music, then even I can blurt out all my venom on this divinely blessed species of men. We hate bras, this write up is all about men, and we are barely going to be politically correct anyway. No, stop thinking if you happen to be a man because that is something you cannot do, and yes, there is a connection between bras and men. You walk by a store, see this piece of cloth with two cups in vibrant color and think it’s going to make you feel heavenly, no? This is very similar to this piece of flesh that walked past you probably fucked you 2 times in his mind. You fall flat for his charm and bam! The bra is of a wrong fit. Oops! I meant the man turns out be a total douche. Bras? Men? All the same. Some men will be self absorbed vainly souls just like padded bras who want people to notice their existence first because apparently they have an extra edge and some will be dominating pricks who have sold their sensibilities on the devil’s alter just like those cheap roadside bras which can suffocate you to death. But all this comes down to one thing, bras and men both are clingy and their sole purpose of existence is to make women ‘sweat’. Yes, I said it. There must be good, better, best bras and the rest of the life of a woman will be spent searching for this one tailor-made bra for her, untill her boobs sag and become of no use to men. Err! I meant bra.
 Good luck ladies.


-Bra Rider

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